The Haven
“A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk”
open to new writers Visit on Medium ↗
Updated Oct 20, 2026
Should you submit to The Haven?
The Haven is larger than 89% of the 357 publications we track, and its stories get more claps than 36% of them. It regularly publishes writers with fewer than 100 followers (33% of recent stories), so it is a realistic target for new writers. 3% of its stories older than three days have no claps yet. 92% of its stories are member-only (Partner Program).
How to submit
The Haven has no separate submission page. Its About page ↗ is the best place to look for contact details.
4 editors · newsletter: “Haven Hearsay”
Submission rules change often — always read the publication’s current guidelines before pitching.
Topics
Recent stories in The Haven
- The War Against AI: The Nuclear Option
- Chapter Two: The Recently Divorced, Very Calm Now Dentist
- Bruno Mars Needs to Stop Giving Relationship Advice Before We All Die
- Six Things You Never Knew About How To Drive Until the Day You Drive Your New Car Home From the…
- The Internet Wants to Check Your ID — It Says It’s for the Children.
- My Girlfriend Wants Me to be Thor for Halloween. She Gave Me a 6-Step Plan to Make it Happen.
- Anyone Ever See a Ghost in the Morning?
- Bernhard’s Honesty Spiral (Please Stand Back)
Based on 52 stories observed across the tags we track; publications may publish additional stories in other tags.